I would like it formally noted that I washed two plums today. Two whole plums. I am currently waiting for my parade. Every grocery order begins with the best intentions—beautiful grain bowls, gorgeous greens, maybe even a sauce prepared ahead of time. Then real life arrives. The cilantro gets forgotten. The parsley gets pushed to the back. And somehow, I keep buying it anyway. Because every bunch of cilantro is a quiet vote for the week ahead. Healthy eating habits, it turns